God-Ops: Easter Egg Hunt

Over two thousand years, the true meaning of Easter has been lost. Mankind now bows before Demon Bunnies and worships their chocolate egg spawn. God has had enough. He is sending His Son once more — but this time, there will be no turning the other cheek.

You are Jesus Christ. Descend upon Earth. Purge every last chocolate egg. Smite the Demon Bunnies that guard them. Restore the true meaning of Easter — by any means necessary.

5 HOLY WEAPONS: 🗡️ Lance of Longinus — the spear that pierced His side, now returned to sender 🔩 Nail Gun — forged from His own crucifixion ✝️ The Cross — a crucifix retrofitted for rapid fire ✨ Holy Spirit — an arc grenade launcher powered by divine wrath 🧪 Acid Spit — turns water into acid. Communion just got dangerous.

FEATURES:

• Classic Doom-style FPS with 2D billboard sprites in a 3D world
• Panicking chocolate eggs with flailing arms that flee in terror
• Three demon bunny variants — fast, normal, and big bruisers
• 16-bit voice lines: "Forgive THIS.", "PENTECOST!", "Egg-terminated."
• Gregorian chant soundtrack featuring original Latin lyrics
• An Easter village overrun by evil — fight through a village square, church corridors, graveyard, and a final arena
• Completely free. No microtransactions. No loot boxes. Just salvation.

DISCLAIMER: This game is a parody. No actual religious figures, chocolate eggs, or bunnies were harmed in the making of this game. Probably.

Tags: FPS, Retro, Doom-like, Parody, Comedy, Singleplayer, Pixel Art, Easter, Action, Shooter

Note: I created this game overnight to explore how easy it would be to vibe code something in a tool I know nothing about. Just putting it out there because why not?